我已经有了一切所需，现在只需要建一座房子。你知道这座山坡的地形吗？它会是个绝佳的选址。对了，不如我们直接跳起来吧——但这次的挑战有点特别：在《我的世界》中，每一次跳跃之后，下一次跳跃的高度都会翻倍！不过，跳跃力过强反而会带来麻烦。维斯能在跳出大气层前顺利通关吗？游戏正式开始。

维斯像往常一样撸树、制作工具，和各位玩家一样喜欢蹦蹦跳跳赶路。但这次他必须克制住按空格键的冲动，尽量减少跳跃次数——即便如此，下意识的跳跃还是难免发生：“just run, oh no! I just boosted myself and now if I jump... yeah, okay, we’re already jumping ridiculously high.”

现在维斯已经能轻松跳上矮树，还用木板搭了台阶来尽量减少跳跃后的风险。来到村庄准备招呼铁哥时，他不得不连续跳两次：“Golem right here. Okay, let’s smack him and run — hopefully I can just go... no, oh come on! Let me... oh no! I don’t know how high I’m jumping now — that’s really bad.”

解决老铁后拿到铁锭，维斯未雨绸缪，用为数不多的铁锭做了个铁桶。有了水桶，就算跳得再高也不怕了——前提是别失误。“Is a lot easier if you don’t have a water bucket. I just jumped by accident really.”

在下地挖矿前，维斯又手贱测试了一下起跳高度：“Scientific purposes — I want to see if I can jump out of it. Can I? No, I can almost jump out of it.”

挖矿过程中不可避免地遇到小怪：“Okay, good — probably a bad idea, but huh? It’s fine. Oh no, no, no, no, no — okay now I can’t jump. Oh and I have blocks — what am I doing? Please please please please — I can’t jump to crit you! So everything takes longer to kill. Get away!”

手持斧头却不能跳劈，耽误了维斯不少时间。虽然挖到了不少铁矿，但在矿洞里跳跃实在太多——好在地形狭窄，不然分分钟起飞。

之后找到熔岩池，建造了地狱门并升级装备。另一边的下界才是最让维斯担心的地方：地形复杂、充满危险、没法放水——一旦死去就是九死一生。“Oh this is a terrible sport. You know what? Let’s just go straight through way out. You will check seat counter — where’s the best way for me to go? Right now... oh it’s at 60 over there. Okay? Are you no? No, no, no, no — you’re joking? You’re actually joking?”

维斯挖出去没多远就找到了一个下界要塞——真是得来全不费工夫！还能大大减少自己摔死的概率。接着开始击杀烈焰人收集烈焰棒：“There’s one — get away! No, no, no, there’s one! No come on! I’ve got two Blaze Rods — I need more.”

拿到足够烈焰棒后，维斯光速远离案发现场，并测试了一下当前跳跃高度：“I’m the luckiest man alive — and I can literally go... huh yes! Land up here. Huh? I’m fine — and there’s a gold block right there. Okay up and get no.”

之后又发现一处堡垒遗迹——凭借超人般的弹跳力轻松进入内部。但因没来得及做金护甲遭到了诸人的追杀，不得已连续跳了几次：“Oh why can’t I jump again? I just need all of these guys gone... oh no! Oh up here — I’m fine. I’m gonna have to jump again. All right, I’m jumping... oh easy does it... oh.”

这时他忽然发现：主动跳跃掉落时不会受到坠落伤害！交易到足够的末影珍珠后回到主世界并制作末影之眼开始赶路。既然知道不会受伤，维斯也放心大胆地跳跃赶路：“It was pretty much straight this way — I’m fine. I don’t want to die. I will jump over a mountain or two — that’s great! Fling another one okay? It’s this way... another mountain in the way? Doesn’t matter — we jump over.”

之后找到墓地传送门进入墓地，直接选择跳到主岛上：“Wait actually... you know what? I’m trying something risky... oh my goodness please please please please tell me I’ve made it... okay! I’ve made it! Oh we’re right on the edge!”

有了超人般的跳跃力后破坏末影水晶也变得易如反掌。破坏完成后开始屠龙：“Getting easy shots in… maybe go for a hit if I can land on top of that… come on come on come on come on… smack no! It’s too hard… it’s time… i want to hit him in the head here… we are buddy yes yes nono okay… i’m shooting it’s death… i have to… i’ll do it from the air… i don’t care… come on it’s so low… come on… oh my every time i jump now it is complete darkness… can i hit the final shot? No! i will hit it from the air i have to… yes oh my are you kidding me?! We did as it poached yes… oh my look at that okay and there’s the exit.”