
这是我见过的最有趣的MC整活文章——Mr Beast携手Dream Techno以及三位常驻嘉宾齐聚一堂,进行一场猎人游戏:谁能击杀Mr Beast,就能获得10万美元!
游戏一开始,Mr Beast就施展了自己的“超能力”:“Lastly, the circle wins, tengrand. What? Mr Beast, is that a plane? What? What?”就在他们乱作一团时,Mr Beast大手一挥,叫来一架私人飞机准备火速逃离现场。
但别忘了,猎人阵营里还有最离谱的选手——Dream!“Taking off, let’s go! Should be a smooth flight… oh wait, what the hell? What ADB? I can’t see—I’m losing control!” “Please remain calm!” “Please remain calm!”就这样,Dream成功拦截了飞机,并不断攻击Mr Beast。
情急之下,Mr Beast直接选择场外求救:“Is this Dream’s mom? Yeah, can you turn off Dream’s internet? I’ll give you five grand.” “Oh okay, thanks, play hahahaha… no more what, mom? That’s my router, mom—stop!” “What are you doing? Stop! Stop! Ah… no! What the hell is wrong with you?” “Oh guys, stop! Stop! Stop! Jim!”顺利下线——猎人阵营失去一大战敌。
与此同时,Carl和Chris还在为1万美元大打出手。之后,Mr Beast通过交易跟村民换取了一些装备:“Whoa oh my god… Mister BEAST, thank you!”没想到Dream还有备用设备再次上线,与Chandler围攻Mr Beast。果然换了新电脑操作起来就是顺畅——你们买新电脑后旧的都怎么处理?像我换新当天就会约个转转上门把旧的回收了!这平台靠谱!我那台神州战神不还卖了3000多?回收价格特公道!下个单就上门来收,当面打款秒到账!总之听我的——回收平板、笔记本、相机去转转就对了!
“Hello, just kidnap him—I’ll give you ten grand!” “Wait, what did you say?” “What the yo yo yowhoa!” “Chill. Chill. Chill.” “Oh my god ah…”就这样,Dream再次被强制下线。
但Mr Beast依旧寡不敌众。眼见敌方人多势众,Mr BEAST一通电话再次脱离了危险:“It just spawns…”与此同时,Dream还在奋力挣脱歹徒的束缚。紧接着,一直划水的Techno也加入了追杀阵营——手无寸铁的Mr Beast只好找村民购买一些初级装备:“Some guns, brother? Yeah—I’ll take the Glock. Oh ho yeah—that was a beauty, brother! It has a four-inch barrel. Alright, thanks… uh wait, Techno—where are you?”
本以为Techno已经失去逃走了,但挖土豆的行为却招来了祸害——Techno化身“土豆之神”,就连子弹也不能伤其分毫:“Nobody never and Techno never die. Yes ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ha ha ha…”就这样,Techno因财力不足被踢出了服务器。Mr Beast也得以顺利进入下界。
与此同时,Dream也终于战胜了歹徒再次上线:“You good, Dream Jimmy? Why did you do that?” Dream被BEAST的一系列操作搞恼火了,于是选择当场黑化:“You good Jimmy? Hey get him! Get him! Get him! Stop!” “Yes I hate team trade tengrand—if you leave the game no hahaha fifty grand… oh you so dead dude—a hundred grand please!”
他以为万事大吉之时开始扑街,但却忘记了还没有给某个人付款:“What you lose? Hahaha—you lost the game!”
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