在这位老哥面前，足足有100万个村民，而今天，他决定带他们去天堂维度玩一趟。当然，要抵达那里，得先激活这座“天堂之门”。老哥把这个任务交给了一个看起来比较灵光的村民——“Let’s get lit！”没想到，这点小活还得老哥亲自动手。“Yes sir, that’s what I’m talking about！”而刚才搞砸的村民，也得到了一颗花生米的奖励——是时候出发了！

“Hurry up, okay? Jamal, you ready?” “Ah yeah, sir! Let’s get lit!” “What bro? What’s going on? Why is it raining villagers?” 他们抬头一看，另一面根本没落脚的地方——村民们像喷泉一样自由落体！但万万没想到，在地面竟然还有一位村民幸存了下来。“Why so sad, bro? You’re alive?” “Nah, you’re just a troll. Wait… you did this?”

是时候带着小弟们到处逛逛了。这里是天堂的特有物种——天堂牛，非常可爱，毫无攻击性。一位村民忍不住想摸它：“Make sure you come across gentle and nice, bro.”

接着他们又看到长着翅膀的小猪，另一位村民也忍不住想摸：“Looks like you’re up, man!” “Whoa whoa whoa! Did you give a choice?” “Yes sir! You got this — just don’t do whatever the last guy did.” “Whoops.”

之后他们来到一处矿洞，深不可测。为了保险起见，老哥叫上了自己最信任的村民贾马尔，和其他4个村民一起前往。“You go open it. Uh huh? Yes sir! Let’s see what’s inside. What oh… Nah bro, what is that? Hold up… why are you looking at me like that? Eel, chill chill chill — get away from me!” “Come on come on… no, a dead end. I’m screwed alright. Man, do what you gotta do. I have no way to defend myself… oh.”

“Let’s go, bro! You saved me. I love you.” 解决了宝箱怪后，他们来到地面，又发现一处挖矿绝佳地点。很快村民们为老哥挖到了大量稀世珍宝——而我们的“大聪明”也为老哥搞到了一片十分普通的海带。现在老哥全副武装了——是时候去更上方探索了！这一次他只带最靠谱的贾马尔上去；其他村民则在地面建造基地，准备彻底殖民这里。

借助这里的特有物种“天堂兔”，玩家可以轻松实现超高跳跃。“Flying let’s go! Jamal, follow me — yes sir! Little Bunny’s doing his thing.”

来到这里时，老哥见到了类似天使模样的士兵——立马展开友好交流：“Hit you now?” “Whoa! Chill chill back up — back up! I didn’t even hit you that hard!” “Oh another one?” “Nah Jamal — where you at? I need some backup!” “Woof — that was a close one. I was getting jumped but hold up — where’s Jamal?”

跟贾马尔汇合后，两人继续深入探索。在这里他们遇到了天堂的Boss！“Ah Jamal — you just gave her a flower? Is she gonna accept it?” “Oh no… oh my god!” “Jamal man — stop crying.” 眼见没有商量余地，老哥当机立断帮贾马尔解决了这个无情的女人。

“Don’t play with me, hi Jamal. We gotta kill one more boss before we go back to the villagers.” “Wait… what? No — you killed my wife!” “I don’t wanna go with you, yeah Jamal — and I’m gonna shoot you too if you don’t stop tripping.” “I bet let’s go kill that last boss.” 贾马尔也在老哥鼓励下振作了起来。

回到地面时，村民们已经建起了一处不错的天堂村庄。虽然干得不错……但老哥已经玩够了——是时候打道回府了。“Yeah screw you ref. Shh… hi Jamal — you know what has to be done now. Let’s do it. Okay so y’all wanna be like that? I’ll show you what happens when you disrespect me. You guys did this to yourselves — that’s what happens when you question my authority. Alright!”

“Jamal, pull the lever — I bet yes sir! Let’s get lit! Alright!” 最后只有老哥和他最信任的贾马尔回到了原来的世界。知道贾马尔还在为情所困，老哥还特意为他准备了一份小礼物：“No problem bro — hit me up soon dawg. Let’s get lit. I’m so sorry we couldn’t be together… just know I love you so much.” 也许在另一个世界……“Valkyrie goddess… maybe in another life anyway.” 最后，“Let’s open up this present.”