重生之我在MC当保安的第二弹——上一次我因为一点小疏忽，把几只小僵尸放进了派对，没想到这次野兽先生不计前嫌，依然选择我来镇守派对大门。只要我这次能顺利完成安保任务，依旧可以获得10万绿币。怕我应付不了，他还给我安排了一个“内裤外穿”的家伙打下手——就这睿智的表情能有什么作用？有了上一次的经验，这次应该不会出现纰漏……

Wait what? What the heck, dream? Hang on, I gotta check if you’re on the list or not. Wait, guys, I gotta see if you’re on the list or not.毕竟Mr Beast认识这些家伙，他们肯定在名单里面。

之后又来了一批花花绿绿的玩家，原来是太空狼人杀的船员们。但邀请名单里只有小黄的名字，偏偏小黄就没来，而且他们明显超远云了——The way, dude, cause I’m about to get sauce!

Wait, what are you? Ju red? 现在人数就符合规定了。至于颜色……说不定派对里的都是色盲呢？应该不会出现什么意外。

Whoa, what the heck? You guys are quick！我何德何能能拦住这两个家伙？只能眼睁睁看着他们闪过——Dang, those guys are really fast！

之后又出现了几位村民，他们都是老朋友了——因为我之前经常去他们家里借东西。首先声明一下，绝对不是以貌取人，但我一看面相就知道这家伙没被邀请。

Could you just step aside for a sec? Yeah, thank you. Yo Tommy, gettin’ there bro, have fun. Yeah. Sorry bro, we’re full.

紧接着又来了一位光头佬，他的穿着有点搞笑，好像叫什么奇什么玉什么的——这眼神比旁边那位大哥还要睿智，赶紧打发走得了。

You weren’t invited to the party. I’m gonna need to ask you to leave. Yeah… you gotta… you gotta go. No like seriously dude… I need you to go. All right, Superman — can you kick this guy’s ass? Oh yo… actually… you were invited — that was my bad. That was actually my bad — go ahead.

早知道这光头这么讲道理，我就直接放行了。

之后村民克星Grox也来到了这里。上一次他在派对杀害了4个村民，所以被拉进了黑名单。

Bro — that’s not even true. It was only three villagers. 我只能搪塞说：“衣冠不整不准入内。”像你后面的这个“大聪明”，穿着就很得体。Uh huh… dang! You’re really gonna let the ugly villager in and not me? Listen — Grogz, I don’t make the rules, but you’re banned — you gotta get out of here. You’re gonna regret this.

对于他的威胁我只能说：“对不起，我是保安。保卫派对平安是我的职责——绝对不是为了什么10万块！我就喜欢这种责任扛肩上的使命感。”

之后又来了两个自称“Dream表哥表妹”的家伙。看在你们长得有几分相像的地方，我就勉强放行。

I guess if you’re Dream’s cousins, you can just go in — but I’ve never heard of either of them before. What the heck?

没想到Valerant’s Phoenix和Jet也来了——我可太喜欢你们两个了！No Phoenix and Jet — what? Why did you guys just do that? I love those guys! What’s wrong with you? I’m top g — so you thought you could just keep me and the top g out of the party huh? Well… we think you might have misread the list — can you check it again?

在他们的友善提醒下我仔细回想了一下名单——好吧，你俩确实应该差不多是被邀请了。放了两个杀手进去……我感觉这个工作又要不保！但是我还有机会——只要接下来不要放进去什么更危险的人物。

之后进入的角色大家都很熟悉，他们也确实在名单里面。派对已经进行了很长时间了——看来不会再有什么危险人物会来了。

Where did those things even come from? No way — is that Steve? Nobody told me Steve was invited dude! Are you here for the party? Yeah man — I even brought the cake! Alright man — go have some fun… wait a second — Steve hates cake!

Oh my god — I’m gonna get fired!