GROX百万村民追杀事件
Yo, Chow, how am I gonna beat the game? 在《GROX百万村民追杀》的故事里，他曾奴役过无数掠夺者，让他们为他打工。那段时间，发生了不少有趣的事。故事回到GROX四处搜寻掠夺者的场景——有些掠夺者很听话，而有些则不愿被奴役，四处躲藏。比如眼前这位，即使被真理抵住脑门，也试图假死瞒天过海。但他忘了——眼前这位可是臭名昭著的“村民杀手”！于是GROX给他上了各种酷刑。
“OK, OK, we got your son right here. We’re gonna throw him in the lava unless you move right now. Alright, throw him in.”
“Okay, we’re playing. But if you move right now, you save him. Ha, okay. Throw him in.”
成功复活了掠夺者！如今GROX已拥有一支军队，并为他们分别起了不同名字。但谁都不想被叫“Butch”，于是GROX让他们通过决斗一决胜负——这非常公平。
“Who knocked him out? Let’s go! He gets ‘Butt Off’ for winning. You get ‘Ugly’.”
有了名字的掠夺者们，允许自己穿衣服——但这件装备能否加入团队，还得检验。
“Oh, I said we don’t really need you though. I thought I told you to get out of here. Maybe if you had a drippy shirt… then I’d let you in, man. You look fresh… but if your shirt was blue, dude… if you had a chain… then you’d convince me.”
“Okay, three sunglasses? Nah… you know what? Maybe if you had one arm? Nah… just kidding bro—you need two arms.”
就这样，GROX拥有了这支纪律严明、个性鲜明的正规军队。他们也没有让GROX失望——在挖矿时遇到危险的岩浆河，他们心甘情愿为GROX搭桥，而且搭得异常结实。
“Oh, you good, Gross Living? Hey—someone come test out this bridge for me, okay?”
“Okay, looks pretty safe. Try jumping!”
“I still don’t trust it. Hey—I’m not convinced. How much can this bridge take? Bro—dude with anvils too? Oh okay… we’re making progress now.”
“Y’all are getting me mad—is this safe or not? Nah… see? Eh—nah! I knew it wasn’t safe.”
之后，上百个掠夺者在一天之内为GROX建造了富丽堂皇的宫殿——功能齐全、奢华至极，甚至还有巨无霸鲜肉汉堡。
“Uh—let me get a big man! Ha ha! What are you going?”
“Nah—I’m good.”
除此之外，还关押了几只村民用作交易——不过这个价格有点贵。掠夺者帮忙砍完价后便宜了不少。
“Ha ha! Man—you’re gonna wanna lower that price some more. Eighty? Ah—Alright! How many times we gotta teach you this lesson? Forty! Alright—dip his feet… ah two! You’re gonna lower it from two to one—or else?”
“Wait… what? Why is it still two?”
宫殿里还有各种娱乐项目——比如现在正在举办的篮球赛。作为篮球大神的GROX想跟这位显眼包来一场1V1。
“Oh that was nice, man!”
“Hold up—are you flexing on me? I wanna play with you! Alright—I’m ready this time!”
“You ain’t gonna score on me…”
“Did you just score on me?! Alright—I’m ready this time!”
“You ain’t gonna score on me…”
不出意外，凭实力击败了对手！另外，逮捕的这些村民还为GROX设计了周边服装——穿在掠夺者身上十分合适！最重要的是：能抵御僵尸攻击、弓箭攻击，甚至子弹攻击。
“Okay—three… two… one—no, it’s not bulletproof！”
为了让这件衣服火爆全球，GROX还让村民代言做广告：
“Watch it uh—what’s going on? The lens cap—all right! Let’s watch it this time…”
“Wait—what?! This is the perfect take! No—I’m…”（广告画面截断）
[下方广告内容]
Damn what—that was uncalled for! Hey—don’t listen to her... oh nah—you’re ugly GROX!
