你知道土豪玩家速通MC是一种什么样的体验吗？拿着现金出场只是常规操作，难道土豪玩家也要亲自找资源吗？当然不用，他要给创世神打钱了。

Hold on, what? Hey Notch, uh huh, can you spawn a village real quick? I’ll give you ten thousand dollars. Okay, okay, thanks.一个村庄骤然出现，这可把观战的小伙伴们惊呆了，纷纷拿起能吃饭能写字的右手，疯狂在右下角长按点赞。

土豪玩家接下来的操作就让伙伴们无法理解——他居然用打火石把村民房子给烧了！这下村民晚上只能睡马路边边了。“I’m going to get this homeless villager.”

土豪玩家大手一挥，1万美元到了村民手中，激动的村民将物资不留余地全部奉上——这就是金钱的力量啊！

没怎么玩过游戏的土豪接下来不知道要干什么。“Don’t know what to do, alright. I’m calling Techno Blade. Oh my god!”

土豪玩家原来也认识诸神，但此时的诸神正哈哈哈哈：“Please, I’ll give you one thousand dollars — just tell me。”在金钱的驱使下，诸神将通关步骤告诉了土豪。土豪立马搭建传送门，来到下界。

一到下界便碰到了喜欢金子的猪人：“Do you guys? 这点钱对土豪来说根本不算事！”“First one of you guys who drops Ender Pearls wins ten thousand dollars. Three, two, one — go! What? What? How? How? This pikilin dropped the first — so congratulations! Here’s ten thousand dollars. Go back to the portal. Go go all right, come on, let’s go! Go go go — wait!”

搞到末影之眼后，土豪玩家回到地上。现在他要找末地传送门了——真正的土豪肯定不能自己走路，于是他打了个的：“Whichever one of you can get to the stronghold first — we’ll win ten thousand dollars. Jimmy, just go — what are you doing? Are you ready? Three, two, one — go! What? It’s flying! Oh whoa! What? What? Oh my god! Oh my god…司机的服务很是周到！Oh my god！”

不久便把土豪玩家送到了地牢正上方：“You rock — to the stronghold first! Here’s ten thousand dollars. Go go go — wait… hahaha！”

找到传送门后，土豪顺利来到了末地。但没有技术和经验的玩家该怎么打败末影龙呢？“Don’t have bed? I don’t need bed.”没错——让这个游戏没有末影龙就好了！“Come on yeah! Hey Billi, I’d like to purchase your game Minecraft. Okay, oh yeah girl awesome thanks — why are you throwing?”

“I’m calling a Minecraft developer. Hey now — that I own Minecraft, could you remove the Ender Dragon from the game?” “Okay thanks bye.”

虽然玩家破了速通记录，但这失去了游戏的乐趣。什么？你问我游戏乐趣和1000万我选哪个？废话——游戏能给我带来快乐，所以我选1000万中的“快乐”。