在《我的世界》一场充满创意与搞笑的自改挑战中，玩家“小兔”要在5分钟内想尽一切办法让自己嗝屁——而其余玩家则化身保镖，利用手中有限的道具阻止他。一局定胜负，三、二、一，游戏开始！

小兔夺路而逃，保镖们瞬间甩出各种道具堵截。他冲上高山，想利用高度落差摔死自己——可惜只耗掉一半血量。保镖们迅速反应，在他脚下放置水和粘液块，同时他的血量也被回满。突破包围圈后，小兔又试图从高处跳下——“Boom！”但血量依旧只掉了一半。

灵机一动，他躲进水底自尽——“Where did I go? Where am I? Where am I? Where am I?”结果被贴心的保镖发现！周围的海水瞬间被海绵吸干：“No! No! No! Not like this! Not like this! You should feel like two heels on him!” “Nope! Nope! Nope! No heels, no heels!”

时间已过去一分多钟，自打之路毫无进展。千辛万苦找到的岩浆池也被保镖无情浇灭：“No way! No way! Oh my god! Oh my god! I think he’s you!”

他又想到仙人掌扎死——但保镖数量太多，仙人掌瞬间碎掉：“Everyone’s everyone’s!” “Oh no! Oh oh oh my god!” “No yeah, oh now, where are you at? Where are you at? I’m a fool, full mouth, full water, full of water!” “Come on, come on no! Come on, come on, come on kill me!” 仙人掌伤害太低，血量很快又被保镖治疗回满。

“Oh my god, I’m just tap him and then break it. He’s going to the other side. He’s going to the other side. Okay okay okay.” “Oh yes, oh my god, oh my god. I’m so close, I’m so close.” “No no no! All my hard work! All my hard work!” “Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god… oh my god… oh my… no way!”

意识到仙人掌行不通后，小兔不断跑到更高处：“Then you have to be on him. Be on him. Be on him. Yeah push him down so he doesn’t… yeah yeah that’s what that’s what.” 这次摔成名刀血量——但保镖们的治疗药水还剩很多！千辛万苦耗掉的血量瞬间被抬满！小兔无奈至极。

保镖们察觉高地是威胁，在底部布满道具。无奈的小兔只能另寻他法。时间所剩无几：“Oh my god…” 小兔能成功自打吗？“Oh my god they’re just breaking it. Don’t fish it.” “Oh my god, I’m literally half… I’m literally half… wait wait wait… wait wait…”

最终，在千钧一发之际，小兔惊险取得胜利！