这个倒霉蛋刚进服务器，就发现自己身处险境——损友们偷偷篡改了重力方向，此刻他正以自由落体的姿态急速坠落。为了保命，他必须避开沿途的树木。两天半后，他终于坠入海洋区域，潜入水下打开信息面板，赫然发现距离自己的基地还有2000格远。更糟的是，他必须在损友们杀死自己的狗子前赶到那里——时间只剩不到一个小时。

他路过一处海底神殿，却浑然不知自己已被附加了挖掘疲劳效果。“Oh my god... okay, I didn’t get away... just they can’t kill me here... okay, there go... I’m just got away. I’m not even healing... I’m too low... I’m hungry. There’s a forest over there... I need to head over there quickly... I need to keep...”

当他好不容易爬上岸边，才发现自己根本撸不动方块。“It’s two thousand blocks away... but how am I gonna get up here? Okay, I need to get some blocks... wait, I can’t—I got mind fatigue. What? Okay, this is not good.” 一直到晚上，他也没想出办法。

“Good idea！”——幸好及时出现的苦力怕给了他灵感。“Jump off, jump off... okay, I has it! Did they block the tree? Wait, it did. Okay, perfect. Now all the loot should be...”

他利用苦力怕的爆炸获取了大量泥土和木头，用木板制作工作台，合成了三扇门——从此可以肆无忌惮在水里探索。“Okay, now I see the fine with those shipwrecks.” 他找到一艘沉船，利用木门产生气血获得氧气，成功拿到内部的食物和装备。“Okay, food nice. This will do—no gonna put that on that’s for sure. Also some wheat—I’m so...”

现在他必须尽快赶往基地拯救狗子。但若是一块一块搭方块前进，等抵达时狗子早已羽化升仙。在缓慢爬行一段距离后，他灵光一闪：先去矿洞收集铁矿制作铁桶，再利用水流前进——速度比之前快了不知多少倍！接着他又来到村庄收集食物，在铁匠铺的箱子里摸到不少黑钥匙。更妙的是，他意识到可以通过下界传送门快速抵达基地。

跋山涉水、翻山越岭……终于在时间还剩13分钟时，他找到了通往基地附近的传送门。成功抵达后却发现基地已被损友们占领——必须万事小心！他趁损友们不注意偷偷溜进基地内部，并顺走了不少极品装备。但狗子到底被他们藏在哪儿？

“Well that’s not normal at all… come on there… we go okay… this looks like promising… I think it’s down here… wait—that’s my dog Jeremy… oh my god… wait what? Yeah, sorry babe… too late… are you joking me?”

最终玩家还是遗憾没能救下狗子。愤怒的他开始不断攻击雄伟：“Where are you? Where are you? Bro, I’m coming for you… everything good? Oh my god bro… okay no—this is not good… oh no no no no no no… okay dude… this is not good… this is not good… where are you? Bro, I’m seeing… oh my god… oh my god Jesus Christ… oh no no no nowhere you going—I’m coming after you! You killed my dog! You think you got this? This is not over! This is not over! Okay no—now we can talk about it.”

一番激战后，玩家终于手刃损友。但剩下的那帮人肯定不会轻易放过他——必须想出一个团灭损友的办法！他想起狗子死掉的地方有个箱子——里面应该有重要东西：两个可以改变重力方向的箭头！灵机一动之下，复仇计划成型。

“Sky now when we’re on the east grab today—we are it doesn’t seem very deadly right? When I change gravity yeah—you know what’s gonna happen.” 他在高空搭好通道后回到地面挑衅损友们：“Hey boys look—I’m at your base! Look what get in—oh my god!”

“Okay you guys are at one stream—one stream this is not good this is not good!” 一切按计划进行：“Okay, I just need to do follow the plan. Okay then go over here—I don’t see them get in wait—they’re all right there! I just need to go this way okay perfect. Oh you guys are really chasing me okay guys we’re walking into the clouds—that’s not so cool.”

玩家迅速将重力恢复正常——一众损友瞬间携手升天！“Oh my god they all fell down—let’s go!”